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Australia's PM bit into an onion in the manner of an apple, skin and all, as...
Weird bloke, this bloke, isn't he.The pride of the antipodes in action. Photo: Getty Images International laughing stock Tony Abbott, prime minister of Australia, has never been one to shy away from...
View ArticleThe Greens' party political boyband broadcast is OK, but about two minutes...
It's about two minutes too long, this Green party political broadcast.So, yeah. It's OK, this Green party political broadcast, but it's about two minutes too long.
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Nick Boles learns a valuable lesson in not asking silly rhetorical questions...
Planning minister scores a solid own goal.Planning minister Nick Boles.Ask yourself this. Who does Vladimir Putin want to see running Britain after 7th May?— Nick Boles (@NickBolesMP) April 9, 2015Pity...
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Porn star Johnny Rockard’s shameful double life as Ukip candidate revealed
Shock scandal in Bristol.Rockard, in a still from an interview on his YouTube channel.Beloved adult entertainer Johnny Rockard has been outed today by the Mirror as leading a double life as a...
View ArticleJustine Miliband now has Instagram
Cupcakes and campaigning.Justine Miliband now has Instagram. Following in her husband's footsteps (Ed's awkwardness is somehow filtered out of his surprisingly good Instagram account), she has her own...
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“Let’s meet in Hyde Park one morning, with our swords”: a Polish prince...
A clash of swords.Image: YouTube screengrab.The election campaign has just taken an 18th-century turn for the better. A Polish prince, sick of Ukip’s denigration of eastern European migrants, has...
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Ukip deputy leader poses in front of a FAKE library (feel free to clutch your...
If you can't trust Ukip's posed manifesto photos, who can you trust?Paul Nuttall (of the Ukips). Image: Ukip manifesto.It's barely an hour since Ukip launched its manifesto, and already a scandal is...
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Watch: Protester glitter-bombs the European Central Bank President Mario Draghi
All that glitters is not gold standard.A protester glitter-bombs the ECB President. Photo: GettyMario Draghi, President of the European Central Bank and FT poster boy, has been glitter-bombed.A...
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It turns out Ed Miliband is amazing at pool - watch his trick shot
Cue applause.This mole, in spite of sniffing around Westminster's drinking holes, only heard about the Labour leader's love of pool in a recent Guardian interview. Here's an extract:Miliband is...
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Look at Ed Miliband’s face while listening to Nigel Farage in the TV election...
Talk to the hand.Labour leader Ed Miliband’s decision to participate in the so-called “challengers’ debate” never made much sense to this mole. Why would he voluntarily take part in an event where...
View ArticleMilibandimania! Watch as Ed Miliband mobbed by screaming ladies
Ed Miliband's transformation into Ed Miliband's transformation into a rockstar stepped up when he was mobbed by a hen party in Chester. No, really.After recognising Miliband, who was on the campaign...
View ArticleWatch: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie's 1993 Labour political broadcast on...
Weaver & Dodge Tax Consultants.Party political broadcasts just aren't what they used to be, are they?Here are Fry and Laurie doing a skit about tax dodging for Labour in 1993:
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Ed Miliband has learnt what YOLO means - and he loves it
"That is a good philosophy for politics!"Carpe diem, Ed. Carpe diem. Photo: Jeff J Mitchell/Getty ImagesAfter posing with a hen party in Cheshire yesterday, Ed continues his public engagement streak by...
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How Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson won at Twitter
“You ok, hun?”Ruth Davidson on the campaign trail in 2014. Photo: GettyPoliticians’ Twitter feeds can be excruciating at the best of times, but during an election campaign the tedium has a tendency to...
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If the royal baby is named Edward, will Ed Miliband win the general election?
Boom and bump.Will the next one secure a Labour government? Photo: GettyA story in The Sun reveals that “top Tories” – an intern at CCHQ with a penchant for pop psychology – fear the royal baby will...
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Tory chairman Grant Shapps denies vandalising rivals' Wikipedia pages
Wikipedia has suspended a user account which it claims has been engaged in "sock puppetry", improving Grant Shapps' biography and editing those of Conservative cabinet ministers.Shapps in March 2015,...
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Is Ed Miliband finally becoming cool?
#CoolEdMilibandIt began with a casually devestating pool shot. Then, the women of Chester turned out in their dozens. He even started to ironically use outdated slang. He’s got his own fandom. Is the...
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Ed Milibae: how the Labour leader became a fandom icon
Students have created an Ed Miliband fandom, where they praise the leader's government policies, leadership potential - and soulful brown eyes. Can we have a @GeneralBoles follow spree please...
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Titian, Gordon, the disposal of human corpses, and apologies: a bizarre...
The Conservative MP Grant Shapps has been accused of editing his rivals’ Wikipedia pages, but such stories are not new.Gordon Brown compared himself to Titian. Photo: GettyThe Tory party chairman Grant...
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The Doghouse Diaries: is it news when political parties bar journalists from...
Hell hath no fury like a lobby correspondent denied access to a press conference.Fight for the right to watch Boris dick around with some paint. Photo: GettyA bit of a rumpus on Fleet Street, as...
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