Quantcast
Channel: Media Mole
Viewing all articles
Browse latest Browse all 172

Good news for Scottish Labour! JK Rowling invites Jim Murphy to be in Gryffindor

$
0
0

"Unbelievable guts".

Hats off to Jim. Photos: YouTube screengrab & Getty

As Britain's cruel giant electoral sorting hat has lumped the country firmly in Slytherin, there is a shred of hope for Scottish Labour.

JK Rowling has invited its leader, Jim Murphy, to join Gryffindor!

Murphy lost his seat last night to the SNP, as did every single Scottish Labour MP but one. This mole wonders how the delights of the Gryffindor common room compare to those of East Renfrewshire.


Viewing all articles
Browse latest Browse all 172

Trending Articles