There's vomit on his fleece already.
"He keeps on forgetting what he wrote down". Labour Party Conference speech, 2014. Photo: YouTube screengrab
The general election is officially over for this mole. And a guy called Jack Lilley won it.
Labour's recent election broadcast, the tense piano-laden Ed Miliband: A Portrait, has been remixed to Eminem's Lose Yourself in this new 8 Mile version.
And it's gripping how closely Ed's story mirrors the Detroit rap battle-based lyrics. He even bops along the pavement in his fleece in time to the hip-hop beat.